From the 'Best Advice I've Got' series. I personally think this ranks up there with my suggestion to ladies to give your man head in the morning. Just do it.

I frequently hear women express frustration in their attempts to communicate with their partner. If you feel that your partner does not sympathize with you or really comprehend your point of view I have a suggestion that is almost guaranteed to help; The Cock Compliment Sandwich. Men are biologically predispositioned to listening when you are talking about our cocks. If you can somehow create a connection between what you want to express to your mate, and the enormity of their cock, your sentiment is almost sure to be heard, processed and whats more appreciated. For example, 'Raja, you have the biggest cock in the world, you should have servants to worship it and also help with the dishes but since we don't would you and your enormous cock please do the dishes tonight? Did I mention the might and enormity of your cock?' is almost guaranteed to get the desired result. Laugh if you will but when you have a time when you really want to get your point across to your partner, remember the Cock Compliment Sandwich and also, give your man head in the morning. Just do it.

With love,
Raja Afrika